Wed, Aug. 2nd, 2006, 09:03 am
The End Of A LiveJournal

I'm sick of the username “skryche” and tired of being shy about sharing my Livejournal. skryche is now closed. I shall continue my bloggening at another address.

Mon, Jul. 31st, 2006, 04:03 pm
Pun Of The Day

A landscaping service called “Lawn Order”.

Thank you!

Sun, Jul. 30th, 2006, 02:53 pm
Poodle Got Her Hair Did Yesterday

Before (“Happy”):
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After (“Dubious and Puffy as Hell”):
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And then today after brunch, she steps on a big wad of gum.

Fri, Jul. 28th, 2006, 06:01 pm
Flash Animation: The Black, The White

I loved this Russian animation about a game of chess.

http://www.scary.ru/flash/white_black.html

Reminds me of Battlechess, which I thought was incredibly bad-ass back in 1989.

Fri, Jul. 21st, 2006, 08:33 am
Dog/Cat Massage

You know, I usually like to think my LiveJournal is above posts of cute videos of cats and dogs. But this one... the voiceover makes it brilliant.

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=112d5a90da7eb40d54664c934be0b8c3.547707&fr=yvmtf

Wed, Jul. 19th, 2006, 11:20 am
The Office "Make Your Own Promo" Contest

http://www.youtube.com/group/theoffice
Create a 20 second promo for NBC’s “The Office”. Shoot your own original footage plus you may use the optional “The Office “ music and graphics provided in a download kit at http://www.nbc.com/The_Offi... . Winners’ promos will appear on NBC and “The Office” Web site on NBC.com.


My Vision: What if The Office were a British TV show?

The clip would be moments from the first episode, but full of UK cliches; like, seen through a Wee Britain lens. Everyone would have terrible Cockney accents.

Mon, Jul. 17th, 2006, 12:36 pm
The Movie I Want To See

I would like to see the non-existent movie You, Me, Dupree, and Everyone We Know.

As this is unlikely, I'll be happy with a recording of Owen Wilson saying, “You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.”

I'll make it into a ringtone.

Mon, Jul. 17th, 2006, 12:29 pm
“Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.”

I think the US Justice system intentionally sabotages the above time-management method by not setting specific jailtimes for each crime. For instance, if I plan to commit aggravated assault, how do I know how many years to block out in my PDA? It'll all depends on the skill of my lawyer, how much my judge likes/dislikes me, etc.

Sun, Jul. 16th, 2006, 09:08 pm
Ask Yahoo: How did the expression "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" originate?

I don't really care all that much about the origins of the phrase, but I loved this quotation:

...and word historian Charles E. Funk, who wrote: "One monkey arouses a great deal of amusement. Two or more then double the...amusement. If one were to release a barrelful...of monkeys, we must suppose that their antics would become hilariously comical."
http://ask.yahoo.com/20060707.html

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